THE WORLD'S FIRST "WASHING MACHINE MONSTER" POLICY
Although not as infamous as The Loch Ness or Big Foot, the Washing Machine Monster is the real deal – and he loves your socks.
Ever wonder why all too often a pair goes into the washing machine, and only one sock comes out? That’s because the Washing Machine Monster loves collecting single socks and turning them into hammocks (weird guy – we know).
But there’s no need to fret! We’ve got you sorted.
Simply report your lost sock to firstname.lastname@example.org and we’ll send you its buddy, free of charge.
MS SOUS. Fighting lost sock crime, one washing machine at a time